Plane crash!

A flight from Benin Airport, Edo state scheduled to arrive at the United Kingdom crashed as the private jet ran short of fuel..! Lool

Okay now let me be serious lool.. a man  suspected to be a wizard according to vanguard was yesterday found at ajogodo river in sapele, Delta state without direction when asked her said

  "Fuel finished in my private jet" he said when he was flying on a "plantain leaf"  which he said was his expensive private jet in the coven realm, and crashed into the bridge. "My members will be here tonight to refuel it for me so I can continue with my journey to the UK.. I have to be in the UK to watch football, because there's economic recession , unemployment and inflation in nigeria." He added! 🙄